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    6 posts from February 2008

    Wednesday, 27 February 2008

    Hello, Visitors!

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    A warm hello and a hail-fellow-well-met to the people who've been visiting due to our being named a Typepad Featured Blog, woot woot!  Now I can wear my cute glittery shirt with the Typepad logo without feeling like a total pretender to the throne.

    A brief rundown of us - my husband and I have been writing on and off here for, holy crap, three years now.  Wow, I really appreciate being made to think of that.  I do most of the writing, though Husbear does put in a more than occasional post about something delicious he's concocted.  His tasty food bits can be found over in his own Kooking Korner.

    We first moved to Austin, Texas in August 2001 after graduating from the University of South Carolina.  Go Gamecocks, et cetera, whoop whoop.  We've been here ever since, with one pretty major exception - we spent August 2006 through May of 2007 living in Florence, Italy, while Husbear went to cooking school at Apicius.

    While we were there, we learned some Italian, figured out how to shop at the amazing local markets, entertained lots of visiting family and friends, and traveled.  While we did mostly stay inside Italy, we did make it to a couple of other places in Europe and spent an amazing and not entirely comfortable week in Egypt

    Perhaps the best month we spent there, though, was when we threw on our backpacks and caught a plane to Palermo.  Our almost-month spent in Sicily and southern Italy was indescribable, not that that stopped me from using way too many words trying.

    We couldn't bear to cut our year of travel short, so we took the long way home to the States through London and on to Hong Kong, Thailand, and Vietnam.  I'm still blogging the trip here, because finishing it would mean that we're really back now, Waaa.

    So, now we're back in Austin with our cats, putting up pictures on Flickr, working to repay our travel debt, and trying to figure out how soon we can get those backpacks back out of storage.  Please comment, and feel free to ask us any travel questions you have!

    (Early posts are pretty bad, though I am of course partial to the ones about our 2004 honeymoon in Italy and Greece - some of which aren't awful, I promise.)

    Ci vediamo subito,
    Girlie

    Sunday, 24 February 2008

    Behind the Scenes at the Democratic Debate, or Why Girlie Has an Impression of her License on her Right Buttcheek

    Yes, I went!

    I was one of the lucky 200 who won tickets to last Thursday's debate here in Austin between bigwig hotshot libtard leftists Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. 

    Ahem.  You guys know I'd never stoop to the level of a Limbaugh and actually seriously use the word "libtard", right?  Right?  And that on the political continuum, I'm much closer to the socialists than the Republicans?

    I got the call on Wednesday at about 5:15.  Turned out I was very, very lucky... the Texas Democratic Party had already sent me an email, which I'd summarily trashed.  I get a LOT of junk mail from the Texas Democratic Party, and I usually don't pay much attention to it.  Had I missed out on this, it would have had to rank in the top ten stupid things I've done in my life, probably just above that time I fell down with my arms stuck in my leotard and had to have ten stitches in my dumbass chin. 

    The very nice, and very tired, young man on the phone told me I was to report to the Recreational Sports Center (NOT the LBJ library, as lots of media outlets erroneously reported) between 4:30 and 6 for the 7 o'clock debate.  I was to have on my person a photo ID, no weapons, no recording devices, and of course NO UMBRELLAS.

    No umbrellas?  Were they afraid of a repeat of Georgy Markov's 1978 slaying?

    After some reflection, I think it was more because each of us peon debate attendees were given about 10 inches of assroom on bleachers so uncomfortable they, too, could have been Soviet.

    Let me back up for a second.

    Being the worrywart I am, I arrived at 4:25 to an extremely long line.  When I finally made my way up to the front, I was told "you're green" and shunted off to the left, where a scrubbed UT student fitted me with a green wristband.  People around me were given blue and yellow, and I later saw some red in the fancypants politicos section.

    After that, there was only the trip through the security magnetometers before we were ushered onto the floor of the gym, totally retrofitted by CNN into some sort of debate mecca.  "Green's over on the far side of the room," said the chirpy volunteer handing out programs.

    My ass first hit the bleacher just after 5 PM.  At 5:15, 5:37, and 5:53 we were told to squeeze.  "We're Democrats, we all get along!" harried organizers shouted from the floor.  Meanwhile, the bleachers across from us, which seemed to be populated by yellow armbanders, were half-empty.  Much grumbling was heard as our stairs filled up in defiance of fire code.  (Don't call the fire dept., the flouters did eventually get moved.)

    I chatted with the lovely Martha from Lakeway to my right, and spoke a little with the CNN meteorologist and his grandmother sitting behind me.   Martha said "If you work for CNN, why couldn't you get your grandmother better seats?"

    Just before the doors closed at 6, a wave of state elected officials took over the center of the floor and provided minutes of entertainment to us lowly bleacher-sitters.  A group of them would sit, but as a new senator or representative made their way over to their seat, everyone would bob up and down shaking hands and embracing.  From above, it looked like a perfectly choreographed dance.  Not a waltz, though.  A line-dance.  We are in Texas, and they were sitting in rows, right?

    At 6:15, I lost ten minutes off my life when the UT marching band started in with a BAM and a BOOMPA BOOM and a "Deep in the Heart of Texas (clapclapclapclap).  Those of us who knew the words (not me) then got to sing along to "The Eyes of Texas" and make lots and lots of "Hook'Em" signs in perfect unison set to various UT fight songs.

    Look, I went to the University of South Carolina, and made it to one football game my entire college career.  I'm not the best person to offer insights into the mass insanity of collegiate loyalties.

    Then, we got speeches from the president of the UT Democrats (must have been a pretty cool day for her!) and the head of the Texas Democratic Party and the president of UT and the dean of the LBJ school. 

    And we pledged allegiance and listed to a beautiful rendition of the National Anthem by a group of people in ill-fitting button-down burnt-orange shirts.  Not a flattering color, UT.

    When Chelsea entered at 6:55 the whole place broke out in applause and all the reps bum-rushed her.

    Then we all got to meet Campbell Brown (the girl with no TV says "who?"), and we enthusiastically followed orders to applaud as she said... something I couldn't hear because we were applauding.  And then, the debaters were introduced.  Hillary came out to applause that I thought was wild until Obama entered and people...

    My notes say "freaked the fuck out," which is true, if crude, like me.  The women next to me, who'd been speaking in Portuguese, started stomping their feet so hard I was afraid for the structural integrity of the bleachers.

    I'm not going to subject you to (or make myself write about) a detailed discussion of exactly what they debated about.  After all, it went out to everyone over the teevee.  I will say, though, that I agree with the conventional wisdom about Hillary being a much better debater than Obama... he started out distracted, like he was afraid he'd left the gas on back home, and recovered only a little.  Yes, he does have those flourishes and lots of populist lines that the crowd ate up, and he did negate some of Hillary's attacks, but over all, she's just a bulldog who doesn't let go.

    Listening to her made me sad.  I really could have seen myself being a fairly enthusiastic supporter of hers, but for the dynastic aspects of her run and the brand of politics she and her husband have been playing. 

    I was actually surprised at the times the crowd hissed at her, though.

    And, if you were wondering what goes on during the commercial breaks, well... the candidates rushed off the stage, presumably for bathroom breaks and makeup reapplication, while flustered makeup people came out to powder the anchors.  And every single person in the bleachers who was capable of it stood up so as to take some of the weight off of their by now thoroughly misshapen posteriors. 

    That's why I'm honestly not sure if that last "standing ovation" received by Hillary (after her line about "we'll all be OK, and I just hope that's true of the American people") was really a standing ovation, or just people taking some of the pressure off of their backsides because they thought the debate was over.  There had been some confusion before the end of the very last commercial break five minutes or so prior, when things just kind of trailed off and some PA or AD yelled "THREE MINUTES OVER" - so most of the crowd was actually surprised when we came back for the last segment, and kind of unsure how long it would be since we'd already run over.

    So there's your bit of controversy from someone who was actually there.

    I didn't try to get their autographs.  I was far enough back in the bleachers that I'd have had to elbow people and leap over them to get to the candidates before they left.  Instead, I exited the recreational sports center and dodged lots of people with recorders or TV cameras or selling rinky-dink cheap shirts with grammar errors (there's a Obama in each of us, indeed) and ran back to my car to get my poor unused camera.

    And here's the shot I was able to get of the debate.

    022108, 051/366: OMG I GOT TO GO TO THE DEBATE HELLZ YEAH.

    Thanks for sticking with me for all that talk and all that lack of photographic evidence.  It was so wonderful to be able to go to the debate.  Now, on to the primary and the caucusing!  (We get to do both in Texas.  Isn't that bizarre?)

    Thursday, 21 February 2008

    The Beauty of Crudo- Plus a Little Cooking

    The Beauty of Crudo

    Let’s play a game. I’m going to put up a few pictures and you tell me who loves their wife.

    This past Valentine’s Day I, of course, had to work. However, as a committed husband and diehard romantic (is this working?) I boldly returned home to prepare three different scallop dishes that had been bouncing around in my head for a couple of weeks.

    As a lot of you may know, both me and the wifey are kinda freaks for raw seafood. A few months ago we were at a sushi bar and had raw scallops for the first time. Well-not the first time, but the first time not all chopped up with some kind of spicy mayonnaise. What’s that about anyway? These were just sliced and dressed with a bit of lemon. Holy shit. How had I spent years not eating this?

    Yummy Sliced Scallops

    So originally, I planned to get my hands on some super-fresh, super-plump scallops and do three crudo dishes. The more I thought about it though, the more I realized it would be a real shame not to cook at least a few up with some of my home-cured guanciale (will I ever stop talking about this? No.)

    For the first dish, I hooked up a grapefruit, white wine, and chicken stock reduction, a nice watercress salad and some really flowery cracked black pepper that we brought back from Vietnam. I totally jacked the individual grapefruit cell garnish from The Fat Duck’s notoriously bizarre liquorice salmon dish.

    Scallops with Grapefruit and Black Pepper; Watercress Salad

    This was real tasty. I knew that citrus would go well but the grapefruit’s particular bitterness was a nice complimentary twist. I thought it might overpower the delicate scallop flavor but it really just brightened it up.

    Next was a crudo salad with kohlrabi, apples, and scallop cubes tossed with black sesame. The whole lot got dressed with a light Meyer lemon vinaigrette. Wowzer. I thought I liked the first dish, but this pile of goodness was outstanding.

    Crudo Salad with Kohlrobi, Apples, and Scallops

    For those of you who don’t know, kohlrabi is a much underutilized root vegetable that tastes like a cross between an apple and a turnip. Uncooked, the texture is kind of like a crisp potato without the starchiness. You can eat the stuff any which way – boiled, roasted, fried, raw, whatever. The greens are great too, so for the price it’s a real bargain vegetable at the markets around here.

    I guess if I could have changed one thing about this dish, I would have liked to have sliced the kohlrabi a little thinner. Unfortunately, my mandolin wasn’t up to the task and those deli slicers cost like a bazillion dollars for some reason. (Although, if anyone wants to buy me one I’ll certainly move some stuff around and make a spot for it.)

    Scallops with Guanciale and Cilantro-Serrano Sauce

    Finally, I cooked off some of that amazing hog jowl and seared the remaining scallops in the rendered pig fat. I dressed them with strange but delightful little sauce that was a bit herby and a bit spicy.

    I started by making a cilantro-serrano aioli and then I thinned it out with some reduced chicken stock. (If anyone points out that I just paired scallops with a glorified spicy mayonaisse after bitching about it at the beginning of the post, I will be thoroughly displeased and possibly retaliatory.) I garnished the sizzling sea creatures with the guanciale cracklins, some sliced Fresno peppers, more cilantro (I freaking love that stuff), and a smattering of sea salt. It tastes pretty much like it sounds. Amazing.

    For the most part, that wrapped up our Valentine’s dinner. No edible undies, no flavored oils or puddings, no extra hot cupid diapers…or was there? I’ll leave it up to you.

    -L. Pants

    Saturday, 16 February 2008

    Bay Butter Poached Shrimp, Grits, Mustard Greens with Home Cured Guanciale

    Shrimp & Grits Husbear Style

    I know I've kissed some Anson Mills ass in the past, but seriously- if you haven't tried their old school fabulous grains, you really gots to. To get my fix previously, I have resorted to begging chefs for small bags of Anson Mills polenta out behind restaurants that I know to use the product (seriously- more than once. I ain't proud.) Recently, however, I have discovered that those mad millers from South Carolina ship directly to home aficionados like me.

    You can order any of their large selection of goodies online and then they fresh mill every Tuesday and mail right to you. The shipping cost is a little high but totally worth it to get your hands on this stuff.

    When my first shipment came in, I went straight for one thing. I've been nursing an extreme hankering for some good shrimp and grits (something you just can't get in Texas- sorry Texas.) And Anson Mills isn't playing around with either their white or yellow versions.

    I don't want to go into full recipe mode, but I did want to give a shout out to the scrimps. I tried a whole new cooking method on them and it turned out pretty rockin'. First, I clarified some butter. Then I infused it with California bay, garlic, black pepper and coriander. I took the tempature to a relatively cool 70°C and then slow poached the shelled shrimp until they where just barely done. Aw yeeah! I should also mention that we procured these particular shrimp from a couple of guys at our downtown farmers' market.  They were amazing.  Like little lobsters I tell you.  I'm so glad we found a local source for some of that delicious Gulf seafood.

    The stuff on the bottom are some mustard greens that I got from the aforementioned farmers' market, cooked with some guanciale that I cured and aged. If I ever get some time you'll be hearing a lot more about that as well as the pig what it come from.

    All in all these were some seriously bad ass shrimp and grits that totally hit the spot. Next time though I'll go with the white ones and see how they stack up to their creamy, yellow brethren.

    -L. Pants

    Friday, 08 February 2008

    Ah, DC. Let's get some Spanish food!

    This is one of those posts where the pictures have been uploaded for a WEEK over at Flickr, yet they've escaped being blogged over here so I could rant about nasty Austin restaurants and spend too much time reading about Super Tuesday results.

    GOBAMA!

    Anyway, you may remember that we spent a long weekend in DC in January?  Well, that Sunday we drove downtown with my aunt and grandmother to meet up with my uncle for a bit of museuming.

    First stop - the National Gallery!  More specifically, the I.M. Pei-designed East Wing.

    Entering the East Wing of the National Gallery

    Unfortunately, the building leaks - it suffers from a little bit of the old form over function problem.  Though it wasn't actually raining while we were there, there were buckets scattered haphazardly through the lobby.  Condensation, maybe, since it was 23 degrees outside!  Fahrenheit!  Yowza!

    My friends who live in Boston and Chicago and other points north are cursing me right now. 

    The National Gallery is... interesting.  Great, even.  It better be, with a name like that.  They have a good bit of Calder, not just in the form of the enormous mobile they've got hanging in the lobby:

    012008, 020/366: The National Gallery

    They also have a small room stuffed to the gills with Calder, where I got in trouble for taking this picture.  There hadn't been any signs in the rest of the museum, and I was happily snapping away (they're all blurry... oops).  I walked into the Calder room and took a few pictures before a large guard in ill-fitting pants - not that uniform pants ever really fit anyone well - walked over to me and said,

    "Ummm... what are you doing?"

    I was a little surprised, since I thought it was obvious, so I may have stammered that I was taking a picture.  "Ma'am, you didn't read the sign," she said, and pointed over my left shoulder.  Oops.

    Oh well.  At least she didn't confiscate the camera and demand baksheesh...

    More Calder in the East Wing

    We also enjoyed various other portions of the museum, including some cutouts done by Matisse in the last few years of his life.  Interestingly simplistic.

    Matisse paper cutout art at the National Gallery

    This whole time, my grandmother, who'd been up since 7 AM and had breakfast pretty soon thereafter, was getting more and more ravenous.  After a brief stop in the gallery's awe-inspiring gift shop, where we bought a little something for the nephlet, we walked down the street for lunch at a place my uncle was recommending.

    Jaleo.  Here in Austin, we only have one fairly mediocre tapas place that we haven't visited in years.  Come to think of it, Malaga may be due for a retry.  Anyway, yay for tapas!

    After being seated immediately and shrugging off the topmost of our many layers, we were presented with pickles.  Luckily, because we were having to hold Nana back from chewing on the table.  I also gave her my airline peanuts.

    A pre-lunch pickled snack at Jaleo

    After a good bit of discussion, the five of us ordered thirteen dishes.  Hey, they're small!  It's tapas!  Yay tapas!

    We also ordered a delicious bottle of crisp sherry with a slight tang - Manzanilla la Gitana.  Though my family was pretty skeptical, having mostly been introduced to sherry as either a sweet after-dinner drink or in its cream form, everyone who tried it really liked it.  Yum, good sherry.

    Thank goodness a basket of bread was the next thing to hit the table.

    Good bread with very good olive oil

    The bread was good and fairly crusty, though it was unfortunately right at room temperature.  The olive oil, on the other hand, was delicious and peppery with lots of vegetable notes. 

    While we waited for the dishes we'd ordered to begin making their way out of the kitchen, Husbear took a couple of shots of the restaurant.

    Jaleo's Interior

    Lots of natural light made picture-taking in here easy.  Some of the tables were topped with intricate mosaics and a large mural that looked a bit like a meeting between Kahlo and O'Keefe covered a wall.

    We only had a couple of minutes to wait.

    First out, Ensalada de remolacha con citricos - a frisee salad topped with beet shavings and quarters, nicely supremed citrus segments, and picon cheese, a creamy Spanish blue.  Not an earth-shattering pairing, but a solid one.  Plus, it managed to convert my beet-suspicious vegetarian uncle!

    Ensalada de remolacha con citricos

    Barely behind our salad arrived the Espinacas a la Catalana - quick-sauteed spinach with pine nuts, raisins, and apples.  One of the standouts.  So good, in fact, we ordered another dish of it immediately.  The spinach must have been in the pan for just seconds, long enough to wilt and get a nice oily sheen.  I don't know where the comforting savoriness came from here - perhaps the pine nuts - but the bitter, sweet, and savory were balanced oh so well. 

    Espinacas a la Catalana

    Up next was an almost equally yummy dish - Pimientos del piquillo rellenos de queso de caña de cabra a la plancha.  I can't even say that one time fast.  It's stuffed peppers, cold, stuffed with creamy tangy goat cheese.  Very nice, though I guess I thought we were over microgreens?  Apparently José Andrés isn't.

    Pimientos del piquillo rellenos de queso de caña de cabra a la plancha

    Next was the first non-vegetable to arrive - ‘Esqueixada’ de bacalao.  This is a salad of salt cod with tomato and olive oil, and I think perhaps chives and shallot.  Husbear and I have had some good bacalao (baccalà in Italy) and some mealy and bad, and this was definitely up with the best.  The texture was closer to that of raw fish, so I think we were predisposed to enjoy it, but the flavors were all nicely put together, too - salty olives, peppery/grassy olive oil, and the slight fishiness of the bacalao.

    ‘Esqueixada’ de bacalao

    Then, well, hopping into meatier territory - chorizo!  Homemade!

    For obvious reasons, we're very interested these days in homemade sausage.  Someday, I hope Husbear will have a spare minute to write about the half-pig we brought to Louisiana for Christmas and turned into sausages, boudin, loin, belly, rillettes, and head cheese... but not today, unfortunately.

    This sausage was good and spicy, though I preferred the potato puree, honestly.  What's not to like about creamy wonderfulness?  The sauce was way rosemary, though, so that I wasn't as much of a fan of.

    Chorizo casero tradicional

    Next?  Mushrooms!  I've been to Madrid one time (and need to get back, I know) and I remember the mushrooms served at a gypsy cave restaurant very clearly.  Garlicky, with that earthy mushroom flavor and a grilled savory backnote.  These were close, but not quite.

    Setas salteadas al ajillo

    The mushrooms came out at the same time as two other hyper-traditional tapas.  The first was the tortilla de patatas - this is the egg and potato round omelette that you can get at just about every single tapas place we visited in the various regions of Spain.  This was a good version, though again I could have done without the microgreens.   

    Tortilla de patatas al momento

    The other was dates wrapped in bacon and fried - delicious sweet-salty little fritters.  I wonder if the dates are a hand-me-down from the Moors?  I know the bacon wouldn't be.

    Dátiles con tocino como hace todo el mundo

    We had a bit of a break before the next dishes arrived, thank goodness, because we were running our of room on the little appetizer-sized plates we'd been given.  We sat back a bit, just in time to be served our last few dishes...

    Trigueros con salsa de romesco re-started things.  Though Trigueros apparently translates to wheat dealers, at least according to Babelfish, here it meant asparagus, served with that most noble of Spanish sauces - romesco.  Tomatoes, almonds, vinegar, peppers, it's a very assertive sauce.  I wanted more with our wheat dealers - there wasn't really enough for us all to get a hearty taste.

    Trigueros con salsa de romesco

    This is an awful lot of dishes to blog!  At least they were mostly good to great... except this next one.  Salmón a la sidra con huevas de trucha.  Salmon with an apple sauce and trout roe, also with diced apples.  And more microgreens, yay.  Again, I start out biased against the cooked fish, which was done just fine, but the whole dish together was just too sweet.  Salmon is a pretty sweet fish, and when you back it up with lots of apple, yeah... sweet.

    Salmón a la sidra con huevas de trucha

    Lucky, then, that the next dish out was one of mine and the table's favorites, the coliflor con olivas y frutos secos.  It was quick-cooked, still toothsome cauliflower tossed with olives and dried fruit and topped with a whole lot of flavorful Spanish paprika, or pimentón.

    Coliflor con olivas y frutos secos

    I think I must have been getting pretty full by this time.  I know this looks like a lot of food, but please also remember that there were five of us eating... and the servings are tapas-sized, after all.

    The next dish made no impression.  I think I remember it being good.  I would have thought a stew (and the chorizo) would be the perfect dish for that day, but to be honest, I preferred the other vegetables and the bacalao.

    Garbanzos con espinacas ‘que bien cocinas Tichi’

    And then, the very last thing to get carted over to our table (well, with the exception of the second spinach dish) was a dish of costillitas de cordero con calabaza - lamb chops with butternut squash.  Good and grilly... but I shockingly prefer my lamb a bit rarer.  The butternut squash was good, though, as was the rich jus.

    Costillitas de cordero con calabaza

    All in all, a very good meal.  Were I to go back, I think I'd stick more heavily to the vegetables - the chef has a real hand with them, and while the meat dishes aren't bad, exactly, they just didn't stand out.  With the exception of that delicious bacalao, of course, and maybe those date and bacon fritters.

    We really, really didn't want to go back out in the cold, but eventually we couldn't put it off any further.  While walking over to my uncle's car, we stopped in a great little gallery where Husbear and I discovered an already well-known artist and came fairly close to dropping $900 we REALLY don't have right now on a very cool print of apples fighting it out.

    Here's Robert C. Jackson's website, if you've been wondering what we'd really love for our fourth anniversary (May 30!).  I love this whole series, but especially this one, "Operation Food Fight."

    After that, we went over to the Hirschorn Museum, which is mostly full of the kind of modern art that leaves me cold... though they did have some more Calder.

    Collection of Calder at the Hirschorn Museum

    They also had an exhibit showing a piece of performance art wherin a woman carved hundreds of names on herself (gay and lesbian people who'd been victims of gay-bashing attacks, if I remember correctly) and pressed papers against her wounds, creating a print of their names in blood.

    Well... I guess it made an impression.

    My favorite exhibit in the museum, however, was out in the hall.

    Hrm... what's that say?

    Wait, what's that say?

    Modern Art

    Oh.

    Monday, 04 February 2008

    Please tell me NoRTH (yeah, that's how they spell it) is kidding with this mess of an app.

    This was my picture of the day for Sunday over at Flickr (yup, I'm still plugging away at Project 366) but honestly, the thing is such a crappy joke that I have to show it off to those of you that don't check the Flickr photostream.

    Here's what I had to say over on Flickr:

    Normally, I would have let this disgusting joke of an appetizer go unblogged, uncommented, and unremembered.  But.  It really pissed me off.

    This restaurant is supposed to be "modern italian cuisine."  This is their "seasonal house antipasti" for $9.  Let's not pick too much on how any Italian restaurant in Italy would spit on this mess of a plating (for actual Italian antipasti plates, look here) - I understand NoRTH may be trying to get away from traditional ideas of italian food.  Which wouldn't be bad in and of itself, but...

    It's just... in February, their "seasonal" plate included tomatoes, asparagus... and raspberries!  These were mixed in with absolutely flavorless salumi, some sort of medicinal-tasting caponata, very low-quality parmesan, and then, in what must have been the kitchen's final "fuck you for ordering this crap we found in the back of the walk-in, you stupid customer" surrounded by a surfeit of ridiculous, ubiquitous basil oil.  I was pissed at the pandering of the menu, to those people who don't know or care about seasonality or, barring that, good food. 

    We also ordered a pizza.  The less said about that crackery flatbread, the better.

    Of course, Dale Rice, our local paper's critic extraordinaire, who's never met a gloppy processed nacho cheese dish he didn't like, just went apeshit for the place.  Great.  He LIKED the pasta bolognese... which was served with giant shell pasta!  WTF?

    Another reason the Domain sucks.  Where are the LOCAL seasonal restaurants?  Is Austin really begging for shitty, overpriced Italianateish food out of freaking SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA?

    I should tell you we got the food and our round of martinis free, after our waitress apparently quit in the middle of her shift and the managers lost our checks.  Even for free, I wouldn't go back.  That waitress had the right idea, taking a powder while she could.

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